The Fortune Teller is a dozy old lady who owns a stall at the Hammersmith Fairground. She is portrayed by actress Liz Smith. In "Apocalypse," Richie and Eddie run into her stall to hide from a group of angry thugs, and she demands money for a reading or else they must leave. Richie doesn't have any money however, so offers his watch. The Teller is able to predict that Richie holds a nude picture of Julia Somerville in his wallet, and also see that he driving licence is a fake. Finally, she warns Richie that "before the moon rises three're going to die!" Richie is understandably dismayed by this and embarks on a three day exile underneath an upturned sofa.


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