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Sue Carpenter is a former UK newsreader and television presenter. She was a newsreader for BBC's Breakfast Time from 1985 to 1986 and later joined ITN. She is mentioned many times throughout the three Bottom TV series and is an object of desire for Richie and Eddie. In "Gas," a signed photo of Sue Carpenter was included as a prize in a game of Poker. In "Accident," she (allegedly) sends a birthday card to Richie, however based on the fact that Richie is revealed to forge a lot of his own cards, it remains to be seen whether Sue's card is genuine. In "Burglary", a note with Sue Carpenter's name on is sellotaped to Eddie's knee by the burglars after they tie up and rob Richie and Eddie. The purpose of the note is to excite Richie and Eddie, thereby triggering two mousetraps positioned very close to their groin areas. In "Holy", Ritchie finds a "Play Telescope" made by Eddie from a used toilet roll with a picture of Sue Carpenter in a bikini on the beach drawn at one end. From Ritchie's perspective, she is seen waving at him with a speech bubble saying "Fick uf, you sad pathtic winker.".

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  1. She currently narrates Transworld Sport on Channel 4.
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