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Richard Richard is a middle-aged man from Hammersmith, London. He is the creation of, and portrayed by, British actor and comedian Rik Mayall.

Summary[]

Sex-obsessed, inappropriate, petulant, socially awkward and possibly insane; Richard "Richie" Richard lives to pursue only one thing - getting someone to "do it" with him. In the first chapter of Richie's depraved trip down misery lane, he is returning home from an unsuccessful trip to the Lamb & Flag with his equally depraved best pal Eddie, where his excessive use of 'gonad-enhancers' failed to impress any of the female patrons. Although notably more sure of himself, Eddie's attempts to score are equally disastrous.

But the night is young, and after a brief brainstorming session in the world of lonely hearts ads, the discovery of a revolutionary new pheromone sex-spray leads Richie and his only friend to the local sex shop and back to the pub. After trying it on with two uninterested lesbians, an unprovoked assault on a condom machine and a whack in the face by the local hard-knock, so begins Richie's magnum opus of nob-gags, double-entendre, frying pan frivolity and violent testicular distortion.

Appearance[]

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Richie's attire.

When we first see Richie, he is a middle-aged white male with swept back mousy hair and blue-green coloured eyes. He is slim in build but by the time of the later live shows he is considerably more plump, which for Eddie becomes a source of merry jest. He always wears the same clothes: a white long-sleeved shirt tucked into his underpants, a black tie, blue jeans and brown slip-on shoes. He also favours Y-fronts as his choice of underwear, which are normally pulled up too high so as to be visible above his waistline. When he leaves the house he wears a long beige trench coat, and for special occasions will wear a pair of brown slacks, brown braces, brown tie and his treasured 'original Van Heusen' shirt, which Eddie suspects is THE original Van Heusen because it hasn't been washed since 1963. Richie owns a number of gaudy dressing gowns and pyjamas, and one on occasion recycles his trench coat into a smoking jacket by turning it inside out. In Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island, Richie is wearing a mish-mash of his usual attire and a cruise ship crewman's outfit. In Bottom Live 2001: An Arse Oddity, he has taken to wearing a sarong, but it is later revealed he is wearing it to conceal a pair of homemade pink rubber underpants. In Guest House Paradiso, Richie is wearing a cream coloured cardigan, white shirt, red tie and brown slacks. A brief glimpse of his wardrobe reveals he has a large number of identical outfits. Later on in the film, Richie tries on a red rubber crotchless bikini for size.

Personality & Lifestyle[]

Despite appearing to be a dimwit, Richie is a complex character. Whilst he is very obviously desperate, irritable, bored, petulant, pedantic, sometimes depressed, lonely, occasionally sadistic, and often sexually frustrated, he is also depicted as charming, enthusiastic, gregarious, pleasant-mannered, and humorous. According to Richie, several of his ancestors served in the two world wars. He is very proud of the fact and is very patriotic. His patriotism is often intertwined with his own beliefs about his relevance and social standing, such as concluding that "Great Britain" means he is also "great" by virtue of being British.

Richie has never held down a steady job, and often lies about the alleged time he has spent in the armed forces. His family history is sketchy and full of contradiction. Richie is quick to jump onto any bandwagon in an effort to blend in and look cool, such as suggesting he served in the Falklands War, has a Native American heritage, or hails from Newcastle, none of which are true statements. Other outlandish claims include an apparent ability to rain dance, and possess the survival skills required to camp rough in the woods for a week. As he only has one friend in Eddie, he resorts to writing birthday cards to himself from celebrities he pretends to be close chums with, such as General Pinochet, ABBA, Sue Carpenter, and the actor Rod Steiger. He has also falsely claimed to have served on HMS Ark Royal. Richie has often failed to 'read the room' when making outlandish claims, which has sometimes led to him garnering unwanted attention, such as the confrontation he has with N. Stiles in the Lamb & Flag in "Parade." After falsely having claimed to have served in the Falklands War, Stiles, who really did serve in the war and suffered a life-changing injury, challenges him and the two end up fighting.

Little is known about his family. In "Hole" he says he has a sister who is just like him, but "with smaller jugs." In the same episode he also mentions his mother, whom he tells Eddie used to make sandwiches for the Hammersmith Conservative Association. His father was a member of the Luftwaffe (the significance of this is lost on Richie) and had one leg longer than the other. Richie seems to have a large number of great uncles whom he often speaks very fondly of. Richie has an Auntie Olga who, based on his telephone call with Olga's housekeeper Mrs Higginbottom in "Apocalypse", may have played an important role in his upbringing. When Richie was four years old, he allegedly witnessed Mrs Higginbottom have an awkward sexual encounter with Olga's chauffeur which involved a bucket of fish; he uses this knowledge to blackmail Mrs Higginbottom.

Throughout all three series and the live shows, Richie is unemployed and scraping by on the dole. He appears to possess no qualifications or desirable skills. He is the sole rent payer on the Hammersmith flat which he shares with his best mate Eddie. Considering tough financial circumstances, the flat they inhabit is quite a spacious maisonette, with two floors and a large dining and lounge area. It is revealed early in Series One that the rent is paid by rather insidious means, possibly fraudulent, although this is never elaborated upon. In "Contest", it is implied that Richie's Aunt Mable owns the flat, but this is later contradicted by the appearance of Mr Harrison in "'s Up" who owns both the flat and the convenience shop underneath. (however, logically Mr Harrison could be acting on behalf of Aunt Mable). It is not beyond Richie's conscience to steal to get through life, evident in the episode "Gas" where he elaborately abstracts his next-door neighbour's gas supply to fuel the cooker and central heating. In "Break," he sits down and makes a list of all the things he needs to steal before he and Eddie go on holiday. Richie is a terrible cook, and in his time has concocted meals so hazardous to health they could be considered for use as biological weapons.

Richie is a virgin, and although it is never directly mentioned, he may be bisexual. In many episodes and the live shows, he alludes to wanting to "do it" with women, and is seen in "Smells" chatting up three women in the pub. In "Parade," he becomes instantly infatuated with Veronica Head, the barmaid of the Lamb & Flag pub. In the episode "Break," he becomes determined to look at a photograph of sports presenter Des Lynam's "todger" which Eddie tells him is sellotaped to the underside of the fridge. In "Finger," he comments on how great it would be to be married to the TV personality Ted Rogers. In the fourth live show, Richie has lewd wet dreams about Eddie, and in Bottom Live: The Weapons Grade Y Fronts Tour, Richie appears to thoroughly embellish his experience on "The Evacuator," a large vacuum-like device conceived by Eddie which effectively removes the contents of one's bowels with suction. Richie clearly enjoys having The Evacuator's suction hose inserted into his bottom. In "Hole," Eddie recounts an incident earlier in the day where Richie made advances towards one of the fairground attendants, not realising that the object of his desire was in fact a muscular man with a pierced foreskin. The closest Richie gets to losing his virginity is in the episode "Digger," when he secures a date with a wealthy female aristocrat. In preparing for sex, he frantically tries to digest The Joy of Sex whilst his date is waiting outside the bedroom door. Richie owns a large amount of reading materials on the topic of sex, and has been seen to use almost any item of media as a masturbation aid, such as a Freeman's catalogue, a book depicting nude frescos, and the fashion section of The Observer. Richie has, on occasion, tried to indulge in more classical reading materials, such as Leo Tolstoy's War & Peace, however he finds the latter difficult to read without the assistance of a dictionary. He possesses an elementary knowledge of world history and pop culture, such as understanding Native American naming conventions in the episodes "s' Up" and "s' Out." In "Dough", he makes a reference to French artist Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec whilst struggling to get through a pint of Pernod, suggesting he is perhaps more educated than he lets on.

Although generally meek and gentle in demeanour, when provoked he will retaliate with sometimes extreme forms of physical violence. He frequently fights with Eddie and likes to use various household objects to do so, including frying pans, fire extinguishers, nutcrackers, pencils, umbrellas, chairs, jugs, pokers, and the fridge door. In one extreme case, he became so annoyed with Eddie that he cut both his legs off below the knee with a chainsaw. Later on in weary resignation however, Richie assisted Eddie with sewing them back on.

Richie frequently misinterprets things in general conversation, either perceiving innocent comments as rude, or becomes extremely offended at what he thinks is being insinuated. For example, in Bottom Live, Richie receives a letter addressed "Dear Sir or Madam." Instead of recognising this as a simple matter of literary etiquette, he takes it as a dig at his apparent sexual ambiguity and starts ranting about it.

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Richie doesn't have many hobbies, but he is a pathological masturbator and appears to have spent a considerable amount of his adult life having a 'wank.' He takes great offence to anyone accusing him of masturbating, however. On at least one occasion he has been caught in the act by Eddie. Richie is known to have a very small penis, so small in fact that a single pubic hair has been known to obscure it. His genital area has suffered severe injury over the years, such as regular kicks and punches, and more extreme abuse such as being sucked into a vacuum cleaner during a lipo-suction accident and being set on fire with a blow torch. In Bottom Live, he accidentally superglues his penis to a blow-up doll called Monica. Eddie gleefully assists Richie's predicament by attempting to remove it with a hammer and chisel, an electric drill, and finally a hacksaw, which apparently succeeds in severing his penis completely. What appears to have been a life-ending event for Richie however is short-lived as he later spots his intact penis hiding behind a pubic hair.

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Oozing Satanic sexiness.

Richie is always keen to take part in any kind of money-making scheme, no matter how outrageous the methods. In the episode "Terror," a brief but violent encounter with three trick-or-treaters on Halloween inspires Richie to do the rounds in Hammersmith in hope of making money fast. Dressed as a Devil and a talking Halloween banana respectively, Richie and Eddie embark on a disastrous trip around the estate with a malfunctioning cattle prod and a limited supply of replacement Halloween tights. Things become more depraved when Richie decides he can both make money and get laid by raising the Devil with the assistance of his 'acolytes' Eddie, Spudgun, and Dave Hedgehog.

Although he enjoys company, he is somewhat suspicious and judgmental of Spudgun and Hedgehog. In "Holy" and "Dough", he looks down on Spudgun because he is overweight. Similarly, he ridicules Dave Hedgehog for being unemployed, even though he too is unemployed.

Most of Richie's day-to-day activities typically end in disappointment, disaster, or horrific injury. On Christmas Day, Richie accidentally chops his finger off with a meat cleaver whilst preparing a roast dinner. The situation is made worse when Eddie tries to reattach it with a paper stapler. On his birthday, he falls off a dining chair whilst hanging some decorations and breaks his leg. Later on in the same evening, Richie plummets down the stairs in his wheelchair during a tedious game of hide and seek and breaks his other leg. In "Break," Richie tries on a pair of swimming trunks which are several sizes too small. They become stuck, and he is only alleviated from his discomfort with the assistance of Eddie and his blowtorch. In the same episode, Richie decides to lose weight by asking Eddie to perform liposuction on him with the vacuum cleaner. Eddie's focus on the task is not good however and ends up accidentally vacuuming Richie's genitals to the point they are so alarmingly stretched that they almost reach the vacuum bag.

Richie is quite defensive of his homestead, evident when the flat is burgled one night and he and Eddie inadvertently capture the burglar in the act, eventually holding him hostage for a short while before an accomplice subdues them both and rescues his mate. He has a sadistic streak, not limited to torturing a burglar or threatening an old lady.

Richie has a very distorted opinion of his own self-importance, looking down on others he categorises as "the ordinaries." He identifies as middle-class despite living at the bottom of the heap. Such is his ego, he proclaims without any basis that he is known locally by various hard-knock nicknames such as "The Hammersmith Crumpet Radar."

Richie cannot drive, yet with some elementary tutoring from Eddie, manages to steal "Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones's car and drives it from Hammersmith to the Marvelloso Splendido Hotel-O in Wolverhampton. In "Apocalypse" it is revealed that Richie carries a fake driving licence in his wallet.

Richie considers himself to be religious (when it suits him) and takes to prayer several times during the episode "Apocalypse." He follows the Church of England and throughout the series and live shows tries to dig himself out of tricky situations by pleading to God for help. When things don't turn out however, he shrugs off his beliefs and starts ridiculing the church. 

Richie's relationship with his flatmate Eddie could be considered akin to an old, bitter, resentful married couple. Richie regularly cooks, irons and cleans for them both, and in "Apocalypse" Eddie refers to a box of chocolates they were saving for their anniversary. They regularly enter into very violent confrontations and disagreements, yet appear to always make up afterwards. Richie and Eddie have, respectively, declared their implacable hatred for each other on many occasions, yet this has not prevented them from remaining flatmates for the better part of thirty years. In the final act of Bottom Live, Richie resorts to suicide to avoid paying a debt, and in his final planned moments decides to sincerely thank Eddie for being his friend. This clearly moves Eddie, who hesitates momentarily before ploughing on with the task of assisting Richie with his suicide.

Richie is last seen in Bottom Live 5, ascending into a strange netherworld where he discovers the true meaning of life.

Nicknames[]

  • The Hammersmith Crumpet Radar
  • Fat Bastard
  • The Great Arsehole
  • Mr "Two Planets Colliding in a Pair of Pants"
  • Penis Breath
  • Breezy Trousers
  • Mr Wobbly Bottom
  • Mr. Twat
  • Twat
  • A gargantuan quivering land mass of overweight blubber
  • An over-upholstered trembling pork mountain of elephantine lardy repulsiveness
  • Tinker Bollocks
  • Running Mouth
  • Sitting Down
  • Talking Bollocks
  • Dances With The Wind
  • Dr Pussy
  • Sir Richard Richard VC

Quotes[]

Richie: I've finally reached my bottom...

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Richie: Hello big tits, looking for some action?

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Richie: May I say what a smashing blouse you have on.

Trivia[]

  1. Rik Mayall portrayed the character of Rick in The Young Ones alongside Bottom co-stars Adrian Edmondson and Christopher Ryan.
  2. The character of Richie has been quoted by Mayall as being the one most like his real personality.
  3. Rik Mayall unfortunately passed away on the 9th June 2014.
  4. Richie shares character traits with Rupert Rigsby, the lead character in ITV's Rising Damp (1974-1978). Rigsby, portrayed by Leonard Rossiter, makes exaggerated and romanticised claims about his heritage and upbringing, much like Richie does. It is possible that Mayall derived some of Richie's personality from Rigsby. In the series three episode 'Finger', Eddie encourages Richie to perform a Leonard Rossiter impression for the benefit of hotel guests.
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