Summary Edit

"Nasty" is the third episode of the second series of The Young Ones and first aired on BBC2 on 29th May 1984.

Plot Edit

The show begins with a late-night burial at a local cemetery. The show then takes a flashback to events leading up to the burial. It's bath night, and while Neil jumps into the muddy bathwater used in the three others' previous baths (inadvertently finding his long-lost bicycle in the process), Rick locks himself in his room for a sneaky read of Cosmopolitan. Here, he nearly gets sawn in half by Vyvyan's cleverly placed circular saw. Mike and Vyvyan spend the time trying to set up the new video they have secured, in order to watch a video nasty. A scene-stealing postman then arrives to deliver a human-shaped package from the Transvaal. This turns out to be a vampire, who disguises himself as a driving instructor from Johannesburg. He gets caught out by one of Vyvyan's Highway Code questions - what to do when crossing a humpback bridge. When the four realise that vampires only attack virgins, it leads to them all unconvincingly denying their sexual purity. However, they are saved by the clock, as the sunlight streaming through the window hits the vampire, who despairs at having his wristwatch still set to South African time - and they manage to wrap him up in their handy red dual-purpose sofa-coffin. This results in the funeral. Back at the graveyard, the vampire escapes from a now white sofa-coffin and turns out to be Harry the Bastard, from whom they rented the video, and he quickly announces that their deadline for returning it had just elapsed and that they owe him ₤500 in late fees to which the entire gang reply, "well what a complete bastard!" as the closing line.

Guest Stars Edit

Alexei Sayle as Harry the Bastard

Hale & Pace as The Gravediggers

Chris Barrie as Captain

Terry Jones as Drunken Vicar

Music Edit

Nasty by The Damned

Trivia Edit

Bloopers Edit

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