The delightful Lily Linneker is the manageress of a walk-in dating agency in Hammersmith. She is portrayed by Lisa Maxwell. In "Digger" she is visited by Richie and Eddie who are hoping to find love. After viewing their dating adverts, and almost inadvertently causing Richie to get his todger out, Lily offers Richie a date with a wealthy aristocrat, whilst Eddie is outraged to have been matched with Sarah Ferguson.
- Actress Lisa Maxwell voiced Kira in the Jim Henson film The Dark Crystal.
- Her character Lily is only the second in the series to question the origin of Eddie's surname, the other being John Wells' unnamed character in "'s Up."