Keith & Deirdre McFrenzy are an unseen couple. Richie mistakes them for two birds who have been following them round the fairground all night in "Hole." Eddie breaks the news that one of them is not even remotely female and both are regular contenders at the Lamb & Flag's mixed-couples nudie mud-wrestling team. Eddie also says that Keith has been chasing him for seventeen years as he owes him £50 and since not paying him, Eddie gets mumps during mud-wrestling. Keith is described as bearded, a pipe-smoker and only has one leg, whereas Deirdre is described as somewhat of a "cracker."